January 30, 2010

Priorities

Today at lunch I was writing a very serious email to a state police officer. Then from the vague distance I heard a slight buzzing sound. It's January 30th! I completely forgot! Kazoo Fest 2010!

Terry gave me a kazoo at the FedUp! benefit and I really enjoy playing it. I then saw a flyer that said kazoo fest was happening in the children's library during my lunch break. But I had forgotten about it until I heard the buzz. When I heard the buzzing, I jumped up, ran past Cynthia to the puffy vest, got my kazoo out, and speed walked over to the children's room. I then did the hokey pokey, kazooed Happy Birthday to beethoven, and did an Ode to Joy. My kazoo stopped buzzing well after that. I think it needs some new wax paper.

December 8, 2009

Extraverted, iNtuitive, Feeling, Judging

Virginia asked me my Meyers Briggs personality and then Katey asked me, so I decided to take the test today. I found out I am an ENFJ which links me to being a teacher and an idealist. The best excerpt thing I read about ENFJs was, "They have tremendous charisma by which many are drawn into their nurturant tutelage and/ or grand schemes. HA! Life size chess! Every fundraiser ever!

http://typelogic.com/enfj.html

December 1, 2009

Uh oh...

I just came to the tongue swelling conclusion that I am allergic to BANANAS.

October 15, 2009

Featuring Dave's Misshaped Collection



Pretty soon I will not be a monster. Pretty soon I will have short hair.

August 13, 2009

2 kinds

I heard somewhere that there are two kinds of families. Those who can make it through dinner without the dictionary, and those who can't. I heard somewhere that there are two kinds of people. Those who do one something very well, and those who do a lot of things mediocre-ly. I understand that there are so many other kinds and kinds. But of these choices I am leaning towards looking up romantic while eating kale and then writing a song, zine, and four letters about the definition.

August 5, 2009

Dakota Fanning

Is the most articulate celebrity in the entire world.

July 25, 2009

Break Up Letter

Dear Muffins,

We have been having a few hard weeks, have you noticed? I don't know if I can do this anymore. This. You know, seeing you everyday. I am tired of my expectations not being met. When I saw you today, you looked ok, but deep down, you just aren't doing it for me. I think our relationship is over. I can't handle this kind of dissappointment. The truth is I don't need you anymore. I have found someone else. His name is water and he never lets me down. I'm sorry I had to tell you on the interwebs, I just didn't know how else to say it.

Best,
Amanda