Break Up Letter

Dear Muffins,

We have been having a few hard weeks, have you noticed? I don't know if I can do this anymore. This. You know, seeing you everyday. I am tired of my expectations not being met. When I saw you today, you looked ok, but deep down, you just aren't doing it for me. I think our relationship is over. I can't handle this kind of dissappointment. The truth is I don't need you anymore. I have found someone else. His name is water and he never lets me down. I'm sorry I had to tell you on the interwebs, I just didn't know how else to say it.

Best,
Amanda